April 10, 2014 · via allantruong  

gymandshit:

grace—jealousy—wisdom:

atigerstirs:

tacticalspookybadger:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

I… What?
No.

This makes me questions… well, everything.

Haha just saw this on Facebook. So confused. 
1 week ago · via chocolategains  

March 31, 2014 · via krasotav  

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

March 29, 2014 · via iwillmindfuckyou  

March 23, 2014 · via potassium-evin  

March 20, 2014 · via orgasmic-humor  

depredation:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

no but seriously are u losers gonna pretend having no social skills & wasting ur lives away on the internet is a good thing
1 month ago · via orgasmic-humor  

March 19, 2014 · via allantruong  

skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

image

March 14, 2014 · via orgasmic-humor  

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

welcome to deja vu club. the first rule of deja vu club is welcome to deja vu club

March 13, 2014 · via orgasmic-humor